The Earth Isn’t Flat, We Shouldn’t Be Either
I hate 3-D movies. The reasons are numerous:
- They’re too dark. It’s like watching a movie with sunglasses on. (Because you are, literally, watching a movie with sunglasses on.)
- In 999,999 movies out of 1,000,000, 3-D adds nothing to the experience.
- They’re too dark.
- They cost more, because the studios think we’re stupid enough to pay extra money for the “privilege” of watching a movie with sunglasses on.
- They’re too dark.
- Also, they’re too dark.